Twilight, what did you think about Big Mac licking you?

It was... disturbing. To say the least.
Actually, no. He really has your doll because he likes it. That Gabby Gums column was speaking the truth after all, and I'm a witness.
Anyway, next question.
Because ponies don't really know much about dragons, do you plan on doing everypony a favor and write a book about them? I know you are one busy pony, but I bet you'd want to prevent incidents like Spike's greed growing out of control again.

Well, I'm sure there are books out there that already contain information about members of
Draconis ignis, although it sure as hay wouldn't hurt to find out more. I guess I could go off and find a dragon to study, as Spike seems very different from other dragons... but that makes him a unique specimen. If I do ever happen to go about writing a book on dragons, then there will definitely be a section dedicated to him, although most facts about other dragons may or may not be true. A lot of ponies would prefer to never get near them, not to mention how hard they are to find.