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[Mr. Xirdus]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_oTtHq-4wA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_oTtHq-4wA</a>

[Ford]

Originally, Transformers was going to be a show about Chuck Norris, a Texas Ranger who could turn into a truck.  It was decided it was too much for a single show, so it was broken up into two.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T entered a bar.  The bar exploded because no building can hold THAT much awesome all at once!

[Ford]

Chuck Norris grinds coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

[secretary of muffins,igeku somrazunta]

Chuck Norris was once attacked by an army of weeping angels. the weeping angels had to be wary not to look away.

[Ford]

Chuck Norris was once attacked by an army of weeping angels. the weeping angels had to be wary not to look away.

lol, Indiana Jones reference?

Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as tornadoes; Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

[PaladinLight]

lol, Indiana Jones reference?

I'm pretty sure it's a Doctor Who reference.

[Ford]

I'm pretty sure it's a Doctor Who reference.

Never watched a single one of those.

[secretary of muffins,igeku somrazunta]

then you shall get thee from my presence. lol jk XDbut srsly yeh.

[Ford]

Don't get me wrong.  I'm receptive to watching an episode or three of Dr. Who.  I even went so far as to ask a fan which episode would be good for me to watch first (he said Blink).  I just...never got around to it.

[Warwolf One]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_oTtHq-4wA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_oTtHq-4wA</a>

Applejack is Chuck Norris? 

[secretary of muffins,igeku somrazunta]

once in WoW Mr.T was riding around tossing T grenades. he thre one at chuck norris and MR.T's face turned into Chuck's

[Ford]

Don't get me wrong.  I'm receptive to watching an episode or three of Dr. Who.  I even went so far as to ask a fan which episode would be good for me to watch first (he said Blink).  I just...never got around to it.

Who knows? 

And I thought Rainbow Dash was the closest approximation to Chuck Norris...if this comic is to be believed.

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once in WoW Mr.T was riding around tossing T grenades. he thre one at chuck norris and MR.T's face turned into Chuck's

 

[secretary of muffins,igeku somrazunta]

srry was it enigmatic or just plain incoherent?i was drawing off the commercial where mr. T goes around throwin a grenade at people that turns their heads into the likeness of his WoW character.

[Ford]

srry was it enigmatic or just plain incoherent?i was drawing off the commercial where mr. T goes around throwin a grenade at people that turns their heads into the likeness of his WoW character.

Oh.  I've not seen that commercial.  I really don't watch much TV at all.

[Warwolf One]

Did you know Popeye's can of spinach? Its formula was made by Chuck Norris.