This reveal is the best joke from YouTube comedy week

Oh wait...
Now that I think about it...
Nah, it can't be, Microsoft wouldn't even think about making a joke about their new console.

Now do one for Chinese

Adjusted those numbers for you so they more closely follow the Fibonacci series.

So I have no life, then. I'd rather be called an alicorn god.

Of course not!  From the sounds of them why would we make something that isn't a muffin and call it one and name it after ourselfs 
We just call them chips or fries mostly...  And have you ever had a Belgium one  They are just amazing  It will be the best fry you ever have! 

Aw man, I can't help but chuckle. But to be honest, I've never tasted Belgian fries before.

Best fry ftw!

Yup, that's English for you. The most difficult language in the world.

While you were reading that, i drained the soul of one of your childhood bullies.  Ninjas don't even compare to Pyramid Heads.

That's probably where you got the fever.  Thanks for taking one for the team!

English muffins weren't invented
 in England

Of course not!  From the sounds of them why would we make something that isn't a muffin and call it one and name it after ourselfs 

I was wrong about the "French Fries"

History of said food product

We just call them chips or fries mostly...  And have you ever had a Belgium one  They are just amazing  It will be the best fry you ever have! 

True ninjas can hide in the shadow of the noonday sun.

I'm feeling kind of shitty right now.  I was out getting some info on cook gear, checking prices for new knives, when i ducked into my favorite restaurant.  Midway through my second dog, a little lightheadedness i just attributed to a lack of caffeine turned out to be a fever and i realized i was sick when i was struggling to choke down the dog.  I feel like shit now, letting half an order of fries go to waste.  As i lay here with a sore stomach and splitting headache, i feel nothing but regret for those fries.  On my honor, if this fever clears up tomorrow, if my appetite returns, i will buy for the first time a double happiness burger and tip even better than usual.


So why did i quote the ninja post?  While you were reading that, i drained the soul of one of your childhood bullies.  Ninjas don't even compare to Pyramid Heads.

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True professionals know how to hide things in 16 pt font

True ninjas can hide in the shadow of the noonday sun.

My connection is more or less stabilized.  Maybe i can do a let's play for my time with the demo once Chivalry is finished downloading.