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Messages - David Cortez

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Spam / Re: What?
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:13:38 AM »
I ate it.

If a man sets out from the Horsehead Nebula in a spaceship traveling at thrice the speed of light, and his father leaves from Rigel Two at the same time going half the speed, how many nanoseconds will it be before time paradox causes the first man never to have been born?

( Bonus points if you get the reference! :grin: )

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Spam / Re: Idle Chit-Chat And The Like 2: Electric Boogaloo
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:05:26 AM »




 :-|



:idunno:

I literally had an even 00 at every number, so the lowest Pokedex number I had was 600. Go figure. :-|

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Spam / Re: Pokemon Fusion Requests
« on: May 29, 2013, 04:58:33 AM »
Hm...

How about a Gengar fused with Mew? :P

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Friendship is Magic Discussion / Re: Equestria Girls Poll
« on: May 29, 2013, 04:55:22 AM »
I voted!

...

How do we NOT have a pinkie ponycon with any sort of party attire? :scaredocty:

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Investigative Role Play / Re: Case: Turnabout Headache (Part 2)
« on: May 28, 2013, 03:31:53 PM »
Ace was freaking out in his mind.
'It just had to be fire...'
Ace then looked at Lane. He followed his line of vision, and saw he was looking for a way to Marshal.

'That's not a bad idea...but would he have left a spot big enough for anypony to get through? I doubt it...but what else can we do...?'
Ace look all around again, but then, he thought of something. Ace looked up.
'If we can't go through the flames...'
Ace smirked, but he had to get out of Marshal's line of sight.
Ace tried to walk around Marshal, to avoid being seen.
----
( I think it's pretty obvious what Ace wants to do, but I'll shoot Pal a PM, just in case. :idunno: )

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General MLI Discussion / Re: Ace Attorney Trivia Game Show Idea
« on: May 28, 2013, 03:19:34 PM »
I totally want in on this whenever there's a free spot for contestants! :yay:
I will kick some @ss! :awesome:

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General Discussion / Re: disney films
« on: May 28, 2013, 04:55:49 AM »
Have you actually read the original versions of the fairy tales Disney adapted for their movies?

No.

A lot of them had rape, murder, and quite a few of them ended extremely badly.

I know. At least they try to keep it kid-friendly.

And besides, even MLP had King Sombra getting killed.

This was neither confirmed nor denied. :idunno:

What are Disney's practices that make it worse than Hasbro?

While keeping it sort of kid-friendly, they're still using these stories, and they recently bought Star Wars.
STAR WARS. :facehoof:

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General Discussion / Re: disney films
« on: May 27, 2013, 06:28:28 PM »

You considering that i have to put up with Activision and EA, i'm going to need some justification for that statement.
Plus i might also ask, do you feel Disney is more evil than Hasbeen-- i mean Hasbro?

I can think of very few Disney movies where someone doesn't die. :ohjeez:
And yes. Hasbro is nowhere near Disney evil, but Disney evil is still well below EA evil.

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General Discussion / Re: disney films
« on: May 27, 2013, 06:11:19 PM »
3 things:

1. I thought for a long time that the D in Disney was some weird, backwards G.

2. Toy Story 3 is the best Disney movie ever.

3. Disney is EVIL! :evil:

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Oh yeah, btw. I'm back. :happyscoot:

I don't have much to work with, though. No Skype, no way to record lps, and everyone in the house needs to use this, because I can't get on the internet with my laptop anymore. :sadrar:

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Fan Creations / Clash of Dimensions
« on: May 27, 2013, 02:15:26 PM »
I should have mentioned this ages ago.
Getting its THIRD and hopefully FINAL re-edit:

Clash of Dimensions

I started this project back in 2008, right after watching SMBZ. And it sucked! :derp:
No, really. I was the worst story writer. Ever. I wasn't even remotely original. If VGLan still existed, I would show you.
Fortunately, you don't get to witness that atrocity, but rather its THIRD reconstruction.
The second one, which is going to be deleted soon, is still up on deviantArt. You can check it out if you want, but since I'm re-doing it...again...There's no point.
If you still want to, and don't feel like typing it in your search bar, here's a link: http://davidcortez.deviantart.com/gallery/31295353

If you guys like, I could, after the next reboot, post the Parts/Chapters in this very thread. Mind you, it's not for everyone. It's in that weird state that if it was a movie it would most likely be PG-13, but if it was a game it would most likely be Mature. Because blood and curse words are naughty. Yeah. (Also drugs and alcohol are a big no-no, I guess.)
*cough* So yeah, it's not a friendly fic, but I hope it's not to...mature...for the forums. Let me know what you guys think, and I'll let you know when the next and, hopefully final, redux is on its way.

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Does 'and the like' include moving?
Whatever. I'm in the middle of the WORST DECISION I EVER MADE :argh: ...
And I'll be moving in with my mom before long.
But until then, I won't post here.
Except for now... :derprd:

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Investigative Role Play / Re: Case: Turnabout Headache (Part 2)
« on: May 11, 2013, 04:28:43 PM »
((Just wanted to note that I haven't forgotten about this.  I've still got both your PMs, I'm just still waiting on David.  Don't want to leave Ace out of the action after all, and I know he was having some problems.))

(( Thank you, Pal. :) Trust me, I'll post soon. :derprd: ))

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Spam / Re: Let's Count to 1000! (Elements Edition)
« on: May 08, 2013, 10:11:07 AM »
Cheeky bastard. :P

Argon.

Not Aragon. Not Aragorn. Not Arg. Not on.

ARGON.

Argonian? :derp:

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Ask Everyone! / Re: Ask Apollo Justice
« on: May 05, 2013, 01:04:03 PM »
How goes the case Apollo?
How did you feel about Phoenix Wright suddenly becoming some sort of hobo when you first met him?

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